I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
what you are thinking of?
Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!
but I like the way you think .........
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Name?
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
Sunday, 26 October 2008
Choonrox Theory
In Dota: "I will not save you and you don't have to save me"
In real life: "I don't help people and I don't expect to be helped" or "I will not entertain favours and I will not ask for any either"
The above statement is harsh but its a rule to follow when you want to be selfish. Be selfish to the max and do not hope for anything in return. When you want to be an asshole, do not go back on your ways as people will call it pure hipocracy...
In real life: "I don't help people and I don't expect to be helped" or "I will not entertain favours and I will not ask for any either"
The above statement is harsh but its a rule to follow when you want to be selfish. Be selfish to the max and do not hope for anything in return. When you want to be an asshole, do not go back on your ways as people will call it pure hipocracy...
Music for moments of sadness and sorrow
Contrary to the title of the music, it brought me happy memories of watching naruto and it still does today...
Sarawak - The Land of Hornbills
Its rather "unfortunate" that I have to post this up as this might wind up the sarawakians especially that perasan punya budak - Jon. My "sincere" apologies beforehand.
A few friends of mine got so excited with the topic Sarawak that they began questioning a few of the unsolved mysteries over Sarawak. Here are the points raised:
1. Do some sarawakians still live on trees or caves?(gurmukh)
2. Is there a clear border between Sarawak and Kalimantan because the jungle is so vast?(gurmukh)
3. If there are cars in Sarawak, which side the drivers drive in, left or right? (gurmukh)
4. Are the street names named after the trees etc. Pokok 1, Pokok 2, Ulu 3 and so on? (Shu Wen)
5. What is the favourite mode of transport in Sarawak? Tree swinging? (unknown)
Lets hope that someone will enlighten the foolish and naive west malaysians with answers. The Blogger will not be available for comments as he is in for a hiding from this moment onwards. He might not even dare to step foot in Sarawak as well...
A few friends of mine got so excited with the topic Sarawak that they began questioning a few of the unsolved mysteries over Sarawak. Here are the points raised:
1. Do some sarawakians still live on trees or caves?(gurmukh)
2. Is there a clear border between Sarawak and Kalimantan because the jungle is so vast?(gurmukh)
3. If there are cars in Sarawak, which side the drivers drive in, left or right? (gurmukh)
4. Are the street names named after the trees etc. Pokok 1, Pokok 2, Ulu 3 and so on? (Shu Wen)
5. What is the favourite mode of transport in Sarawak? Tree swinging? (unknown)
Lets hope that someone will enlighten the foolish and naive west malaysians with answers. The Blogger will not be available for comments as he is in for a hiding from this moment onwards. He might not even dare to step foot in Sarawak as well...
Timekeeping
I am infamous for my timekeeping and over the years this bad habit has shown no signs of improving. I had missed busses and trains by seconds and minutes due to my bad timekeeping. Making people wait for me is my "specialty" or rather "enjoyment" on my side. Bad timekeeping had put me under countless sticky situations as trains or busses would not wait for you. The only plus point is that my stamina increased due to countless bus chasing or walking to the campus instead if I failed to pull my bus chasing act off.
To put it bluntly the only cure to it is to be in control of your time. Control time and not let time control you is the phrase here. In controlling time I mean to be so influential and powerful that you call the shots and set the time. Powerful figures have the luxury of setting their own time and the rest have to follow their pace. Nobody will dare to mutter a word when you are late due to your commanding aura. Such arrogance is only afforded to the powerful ones...sigh. Don't get me wrong here, I'm just jealous that those powerful ones can have bad timekeeping and get away with it unscathed.
Since I am no where near being so powerful and influential, the only cure for my timekeeping is the conventional way...be punctual and stop finding excuses for being late!
To put it bluntly the only cure to it is to be in control of your time. Control time and not let time control you is the phrase here. In controlling time I mean to be so influential and powerful that you call the shots and set the time. Powerful figures have the luxury of setting their own time and the rest have to follow their pace. Nobody will dare to mutter a word when you are late due to your commanding aura. Such arrogance is only afforded to the powerful ones...sigh. Don't get me wrong here, I'm just jealous that those powerful ones can have bad timekeeping and get away with it unscathed.
Since I am no where near being so powerful and influential, the only cure for my timekeeping is the conventional way...be punctual and stop finding excuses for being late!
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
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