The One

I have one

You have one

Your mother uses your father's one

And your auntie uses your uncle's one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

While the Indian usually have long ones

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?

what you are thinking of?
Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!

but I like the way you think .........

Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Name?

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Choonrox Theory

In Dota: "I will not save you and you don't have to save me"

In real life: "I don't help people and I don't expect to be helped" or "I will not entertain favours and I will not ask for any either"

The above statement is harsh but its a rule to follow when you want to be selfish. Be selfish to the max and do not hope for anything in return. When you want to be an asshole, do not go back on your ways as people will call it pure hipocracy...

Music for moments of sadness and sorrow

Contrary to the title of the music, it brought me happy memories of watching naruto and it still does today...

Sarawak - The Land of Hornbills

Its rather "unfortunate" that I have to post this up as this might wind up the sarawakians especially that perasan punya budak - Jon. My "sincere" apologies beforehand.

A few friends of mine got so excited with the topic Sarawak that they began questioning a few of the unsolved mysteries over Sarawak. Here are the points raised:
1. Do some sarawakians still live on trees or caves?(gurmukh)
2. Is there a clear border between Sarawak and Kalimantan because the jungle is so vast?(gurmukh)
3. If there are cars in Sarawak, which side the drivers drive in, left or right? (gurmukh)
4. Are the street names named after the trees etc. Pokok 1, Pokok 2, Ulu 3 and so on? (Shu Wen)
5. What is the favourite mode of transport in Sarawak? Tree swinging? (unknown)

Lets hope that someone will enlighten the foolish and naive west malaysians with answers. The Blogger will not be available for comments as he is in for a hiding from this moment onwards. He might not even dare to step foot in Sarawak as well...

Timekeeping

I am infamous for my timekeeping and over the years this bad habit has shown no signs of improving. I had missed busses and trains by seconds and minutes due to my bad timekeeping. Making people wait for me is my "specialty" or rather "enjoyment" on my side. Bad timekeeping had put me under countless sticky situations as trains or busses would not wait for you. The only plus point is that my stamina increased due to countless bus chasing or walking to the campus instead if I failed to pull my bus chasing act off.

To put it bluntly the only cure to it is to be in control of your time. Control time and not let time control you is the phrase here. In controlling time I mean to be so influential and powerful that you call the shots and set the time. Powerful figures have the luxury of setting their own time and the rest have to follow their pace. Nobody will dare to mutter a word when you are late due to your commanding aura. Such arrogance is only afforded to the powerful ones...sigh. Don't get me wrong here, I'm just jealous that those powerful ones can have bad timekeeping and get away with it unscathed.

Since I am no where near being so powerful and influential, the only cure for my timekeeping is the conventional way...be punctual and stop finding excuses for being late!

Double KILL!!! Blown away with twice the effect...

What can Kangkung do for us?

For a start, Kangkung is rich in iron and fibre(some kids hate it). I hated it growing up but now I love it to bits if fried with belacan.

Cut the crap, this thread is political. Ong Tee Keat and Chua Soi Lek, the dubbed Team Kangkung by the cantonese speakers. You two better work your socks off from now onwards as the margin of error is getting narrow nowadays. Every single mistakes will be scrutinized and the critics will have a field day feeding off your blunders. I place high hopes on this 2 but the verdict is still out...Ei taukeh, I want my dish of kangkung(country)properly cooked and not screwed over.

平衡论 Equilibrium Theory

这世上没有绝对的善良，也没有绝对的邪恶。 最光最亮的太阳都会有黑点，但在最黑暗的角落也会存着一丝曙光。谁善谁邪真的那么重要吗？ 人人心中不但都有一把尺在量度着其他人，而且也很会利用一个很犀利的武器——嘴，来批评他人。 天天都有不经大脑的话脱口而出，也难怪这世上那么多是非。 善与恶，是由你来决定的吗? 在判人罪名前，不如先看看自己到底有没有犯过错。 回到主题，如果这世上只有白没有灰或黑的话，试问谁还能辨别黑与白呢。 假如从来没犯错过，那你怎样知道你做的事是对或错？ 邪恶是一面镜子，好让我们知道自己犯过什么错以免以后重犯。

There will always be a dark spot no matter how bright your life is but in your darkest moment lie bright rays of hope.

Inspiration on this topic drawn from watching some kung fu flick. The blogger is still pondering how this state of equilibrium can be achieved...(maybe he should do some bad stuffs to compensate his good deeds thus far...lol...such is my twisted theory!)

Do you believe what you read?

....from normal newspapers: they are so pro government that they can't find something bad about the government to write.

...from the website malaysiakini.com: this website is so anti government that they can't find something good about the government to write.

I give credit where its due, the present government is flawed and might be on the way out after the next general election but I can still find something good about the government to write. The present government has laid down the foundations of our beloved country and we as normal citizens should be grateful for what we have now. However the normal media is so restricted that they can only portray the government on a positive light i.e. all's fine and rosy.

On the other side, the electronic media in particular malaysiakini(where the so called "truth" can be obtained) is hogging all the limelight because it's controversial editor is jailed. I am not at all convinced at the overzealous approach the website is using to get their information across to readers. The writers on that website usually criticize for the sake of criticizing, giving little or no credit to the government. They are acting as if they are holier than thou, the moral guardians of our society.

So what can we believe in? I follow this simple rule, the truth needs no further explanation whereas a lie will have dozens of explanations justifying it.

Womanizer

Britney Spears's latest number one single>>>Womanizer
My verdict in 5 words : not my cup of tea
...in 4 words : flesh aplenty, music absent
...in 3 words : not worth listening
...in 2 words : lousy song
...in 1 word : SUCKS
She might as well named it Tormentizer, my ears are tormented hearing it.

But hey, the majority(the male population)loves it...the theory that guys are easy to please stands corrected...just a few photoshopped images of Spears looking smoky hot in sauna have made the guys drooling(yes, me included)

Thx Britney, my eyes are pleased but do spare my ears...

Greenhorn vs Old Warhorse

So the battle heats up for the presidential elections...this US presidential elections is significant as the winner is tasked with handling the credit crunch and rebuilding the economy. Who is better equipped for it? Its up to the americans really...but according to trend i.e. democrats for economy and republicans for war(who needs war now!!!) If I'm to choose one, I will pick the greenhorn over the old warhorse who probably only comes in handy in times of war.

Contrary to popular believes that experience counts, a greenhorn will one day become experienced too if given the chance...the new needs chance!! The biggest disadvantage a seasoned politician has is his age. I am not biased towards the older generation but generally the older you become your view become more rigid as well and the elderly are not so acceptable to new ideas. Sorry Mr Mccain, you are a war hero of your country but you need a good rest...give the greenhorn a chance.

10 Side effects of gaining muscles.

1. No more soft muscles.
2. Not skinny and weak anymore(how I miss my skinny days).
3. People ask you to carry more heavy stuffs.
4. Smaller build ones might think twice before picking up a fight with you.
5. New clothes needed as old ones are tighter now.
6. Upper torso cant go through tight places.
7. Gained weight as muscle mass increased.
8. Less intelligent now as the saying goes...四肢发达, 头脑简单.
9. More people like to touch your muscles.
10. Your sarcasm ability becomes even better as shown above.

Those who disagree might be those under the category intelligence(advanced brain power) or agility(agile and swift) hero in DOTA terminology.