Wednesday 15 October 2008

10 Side effects of gaining muscles.

1. No more soft muscles.
2. Not skinny and weak anymore(how I miss my skinny days).
3. People ask you to carry more heavy stuffs.
4. Smaller build ones might think twice before picking up a fight with you.
5. New clothes needed as old ones are tighter now.
6. Upper torso cant go through tight places.
7. Gained weight as muscle mass increased.
8. Less intelligent now as the saying goes...四肢发达, 头脑简单.
9. More people like to touch your muscles.
10. Your sarcasm ability becomes even better as shown above.

Those who disagree might be those under the category intelligence(advanced brain power) or agility(agile and swift) hero in DOTA terminology.

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