Restaurant City is addictive!

Maybe I should consider running a real life restaurant business myself! Then I shall hire chooi yun, steph, siew lee, zhi hao, choon wei, enoch and jia hui as chefs. jin xuan and shu wen can be the cashier. Nick as the captain, with the best 3 chicks on my facebook pamela, felicia and theresa as waitresses dressed in bunny suit. Maybe for nick's sake, I shall consider kayren as well if he thinks my recommended waitresses not hot enough for him...there will be a kitchen war among the male chefs and the horny captain. jun xiang will be the official photographer and chief promoter whereas the rest of whoever not mentioned will be hired on part time basis to just sit there and dine in so as to make the restaurant look full from the outside. The restaurant business mentality is to present a crowded atmosphere.

Location of the Restaurants? If you are gonna dream then dream big. One next to the FH Aachen, another next to RWTH Aachen, then another the ice cream shop Del Negro itself. Targetted market is foolish germans who have never tried real asian food before and to break the assumption that the asienpfanne from the FH canteen is an authentic asian food. That was a cheap imitation that I am eager to erase from my eyesight as well as the countless imbiss churning out sucky germanized asian food. Why choose Del Negro? Many have witnessed the enormous crowd during summer for their actually average tasting ice cream, I will put steph and jia hui in charge there. It will be the ultimate dessert combo with del negro's ice cream + steph's cheese cake + jia hui's choc rum cake. Initial strategy to pull the crowd in is the endless publication of bikini pictures of the waitresses to create the wow factor. (Sex factor manipulated)

Menu of the main courses? Starting with cheap commercial sushi from jusco to build up fanbase then eventually more exotic meals such as bak kut teh with panadol and teh tarik with marijuana leaves(Drug factor also manipulated). If there is problem with the health censorship, then roll out the ultimate malaysian mamak food as replacement..."maggi goreng dengan perisa maggi". We are doing it the chinese way...low cost, high return but eat on your own peril! Note that any obstacle faced by the business model will be met with even more "ruthless" and "evil" malaysian mamak way! If maggi goreng failed, then I have to consider burger ramli, bubur ayam McD, roti bomb, ribena lychee and so on. As I said the options are limitless when it comes to cheap food that can be sold expensively and in EUROS!!! I can see $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ flowing in....

Ultimate aim is to change the german's way of eating. I hope one day they will hold a sotong ball in one hand and a packet of sugar cane drink in the other, not the boring sausage and beer anymore. How to make all the above mentioned JPA scholars to work for me? Ammend the JPA contract to make it compulsory for everyone to work under me for 6 years to repay the bond. Maybe some loyalty award to the star chef, the star male chef will get sponsored armani suits, armani watches and BMW Z4 as company car if he is the winner. The female winner shall have weekly paid for beauty and spa treatment, 1000 euros shopping voucher monthly. You will wonder who can sustain such business model with such lavish reward. The answer is the germans who will be paying 20 euros for my 1 ringgit worth of maggi goreng. I am sure they will ask for more if the maggi goreng is prepared in a "proper" way and served by the waitresses in a "proper" manner too.

Thats not all if some of you all felt unfairly treated. The official photographer gets a new lens every month, the waitresses get victoria secrets lingerie and agent provocateur perfume, the captain is cared for if the waitresses are in good shape. Before I forget, those hired to just come sit down and eat free is already getting a raw deal. So no extra incentives allocated.

What is all this crap about? It's already crap, why bother to ask? No offence intended. Back to playing restaurant city!