Priceless moments

Rank number 1. Getting a sex toy from me, jon, michelle and jia hui as birthday present. Happy horny 22nd birthday, Enoch...cheers its just banter. I still wont forget the moment you unfold your toy...priceless...

Rank number 2. Listening an old joke about Phua Chu Kang lecturing his nephew Alloycius (haha I don't know how to spell his name)about the birds and bees. Here goes...
Ah Boy: Uncle Chu Kang, why girls enjoy sex more than boys?
PCK: Its like digging your nose with your finger. You think your finger syok or your nose more syok?
Ah Boy: Then why guys hate to use condom while having sex?
PCK: Aiya, you like to wear a glove to dig your nose or not?
Ah Boy: Why girls don't have sex during their period?
PCK: Aiyo, when your nose bleeding you still want to dig it meh? Use ur blain!
Ah Boy: Why girls don't like to be raped?
PCK: When somebody on the street suddenly come stick a finger into your nose, you like it boh? Use your blain! Use your blain!
This is ranked number 2 because the 5 of us were laughing non-stop while walking back home at night and the whole street is only our laughter. Priceless again...

Rank number 3. Watching the girl you like smiling in front of you again after some tough shit that happened between you and her...priceless...

Rank number 4. Telling siew lee, michelle and some gullible people that it brings bad luck when your palm is bigger than your face. When they do actually believe it and put their palm near their face...smack!!! priceless again...

Rank number 5. Giving jin xuan, siew lee and co. a suitable english name. Dugong Ng, Bobo Chuah, Mango Loh, Mi Loh(milo) and many more deserves a mention. Seeing Durian Lew react when her name is called...priceless...

Rank number 6. Seeing the author get bashed for naming all these priceless moments above(if it ever happens)...I think it will rank number 1 in the popular vote.

Guys and gals, thats all for today...stay tuned for this master card sponsored event...more to come. The author getting an eyebag for writing this at 6am in the morning without sleeping the night before...priceless?